Thanks for the news about my underwear...Silly me! I forgot to mention above the "dancing naked under the moonlight while spinning a cat by the tail" ritual! No apostafest is complete without that one!
Reverend Warhawk
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Had a micro-apostafest this weekend!
by Reverend Warhawk inme, wife and our two kids went to mastodon's home (he and his wife are wonderful hosts!
) where we ate delicious roasted pork, rice and beans...and beer!
it was all pretty cool--it felt so nice to talk openly about all these things that bother us, but also have fun while doing so.. we did the usual stuff all apostates do, you know, sacrificed puppies to baal, plotted the annihilation of all jehovah's witnesses, and designed a megabomb to be planted in the wt buildings.. yeah, right.
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Reverend Warhawk
PayPal has worked out pretty good for me. I even have the PayPal MasterCard, which works like a debit card against the balance you have in your PayPal account. I've never had a problem with them...
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Had a micro-apostafest this weekend!
by Reverend Warhawk inme, wife and our two kids went to mastodon's home (he and his wife are wonderful hosts!
) where we ate delicious roasted pork, rice and beans...and beer!
it was all pretty cool--it felt so nice to talk openly about all these things that bother us, but also have fun while doing so.. we did the usual stuff all apostates do, you know, sacrificed puppies to baal, plotted the annihilation of all jehovah's witnesses, and designed a megabomb to be planted in the wt buildings.. yeah, right.
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Me, wife and our two kids went to Mastodon's home (he and his wife are wonderful hosts!) where we ate delicious roasted pork, rice and beans...And beer! It was all pretty cool--it felt so nice to talk openly about all these things that bother us, but also have fun while doing so.
We did the usual stuff all apostates do, you know, sacrificed puppies to Baal, plotted the annihilation of all Jehovah's Witnesses, and designed a megabomb to be planted in the WT buildings.
Yeah, right.
Thanks to Mastodon and Mrs. Mastodon!
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Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?
by Reverend Warhawk ini'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.
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Reverend Warhawk
Cuerito rawks.
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Do you still get that feeling?
by reneeisorym ini went the taco bell across the street from the convention center for lunch.
on the scrolling markee it said "jehovah's witness convention dec 8-9" .
i got this tingle and nausea feeling!..
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Reverend Warhawk
What-A-Burger is good stuff. Jack In The Box too.
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2013 What Will it Bring?
by Satanus input your predictions here.
i say that, it will be business as usual.
prophets of doom, like obves and jcanon will be finding a new way to package their stuff.
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Reverend Warhawk
I'll be 43.
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Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?
by Reverend Warhawk ini'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.
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Hahahaha! Honestly I have no idea. Wish you were here, tooktheredpill, would be nice to have an old friend here, and without the JW baggage! Move to Texas, y'all.
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Reverend Warhawk
I thought it was "Talk Like A Pirate" day...
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Mom's calling me...
by Reverend Warhawk in...and checking my spiritual status.. .
first, she called me on thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "i suppose you made turkey, right?
" to which i replied in detail how i prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how i was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time i roast a turkey.
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Reverend Warhawk
Annie, I always wondered the same darn thing...And finally reached to the conclusion that they just prohibit those things to keep control over you and your life.
Not anymore!
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Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?
by Reverend Warhawk ini'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.
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I'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.